I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
—Belle Aurora, Raw (via wordsnquotes)
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
my pride is stronger than my feelings. don’t try to play me.
i could think of you 24/7 and you still wouldn’t hear from me.
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
If you tell me I look the same as I did 2 years ago, I’m automatically taking that as an insult
*sees a cute guy on public transport*
*makes brief accidental eye contact*
*goes home and listens to enchanted on repeat for 3 hours*
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them